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A bruja cat in a bike helmet casting spells on their derailleur? Say less. “Witch Better Have My Gears” is the ultimate Halloween tee for spooky cyclists, bike witches, and anyone who rides with sass. Featuring a full bike, glowing derailleur, and a spell-slinging feline under a haunted moon—this tee is puro Spanglish magic on wheels. Perfect for fall rides, costume parties, or just hexing bad gear shifts.
• 100% breathable polyester (mesh)
• Fabric weight: 4.13 oz./yd² (140 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Elastic and durable
• Side-seamed construction
• Extended length
• Short raglan sleeves
• Binding on collar
• Classic round neckline
• Blank product sourced from China
Note: Large back print may feel warm in direct sun or heat. Best worn in cooler weather or layered.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Witch Better Have My Gears Cat - Unisex sports jersey
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$27.95 USD
• 100% breathable polyester (mesh)
• Fabric weight: 4.13 oz./yd² (140 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Elastic and durable
• Side-seamed construction
• Extended length
• Short raglan sleeves
• Binding on collar
• Classic round neckline
• Blank product sourced from China
Note: Large back print may feel warm in direct sun or heat. Best worn in cooler weather or layered.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
S | 27 ½ | 31-34 |
M | 28 ⅜ | 35-38 |
L | 29 ⅛ | 39-41 |
XL | 29 ⅞ | 42-45 |
2XL | 30 ¾ | 46-48 |